My Lonely Princess

My Lonely Princess desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Princess owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Princess desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

My Lonely Princess desperately needed a tomato that they would often experiment on. It might be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.

My Lonely Princess desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It was a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Princess searched for a condom that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.