Their Weary Princess

Their Weary Princess carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Their Weary Princess carried a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Weary Princess looked for a pen that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

Their Weary Princess always kept a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was epic. A dildo being the thing opted for.

Their Weary Princess always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Their Weary Princess desperately looked for a wig that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.