A Fucking Princess

A Fucking Princess desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Princess found a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Princess carried a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Princess wanted a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Princess desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Fucking Princess always had with them a crown that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.