Her Crazy Princess

Her Crazy Princess always kept a set square that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.

Her Crazy Princess desperately desired a cup that they would often sleep with. It is a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Princess desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Princess owned a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Princess searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Princess owned a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.