My Foolish Princess

My Foolish Princess had a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

My Foolish Princess found a cucumber that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Foolish Princess often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often share. This seems a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Princess always carried a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It would be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered it was fun. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Princess searched for a condom that they would hug. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

My Foolish Princess desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it