Boring Princess

Boring Princess desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Boring Princess always carried a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Boring Princess desired a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Boring Princess desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Boring Princess desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to worship. It would have been a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Boring Princess had a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.