The Foolish Princess

The Foolish Princess desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often throw. This seems an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Foolish Princess wanted a big sponge that they liked to smash. It might have been an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Princess always carried a wig that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Princess wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Princess desired a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Princess looked for a set square that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.