Troubled Princess

Troubled Princess owned a custard pie that they would sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Troubled Princess desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Troubled Princess always had with them a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Troubled Princess looked for a ball that they would often throw. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a ball is the item to select.

Troubled Princess always kept a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

Troubled Princess wanted a block of cheese that they liked to break. It should be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.