Fat Princess

Fat Princess desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to play with. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Princess looked for a cup that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

Fat Princess looked for a spade to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.

Fat Princess desperately searched for a condom that they would sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

Fat Princess desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A sack of potatoes of all things.

Fat Princess found a melon to put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.