The Dodgy Princess

The Dodgy Princess desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be amazing. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Princess always carried a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Princess desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Princess always kept a sack of potatoes that they would throw. This seems an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Dodgy Princess craved for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

The Dodgy Princess desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.