The Bum Loving Princess

The Bum Loving Princess always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess needed a cup that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately craved for a helmet that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a bottle of coke to throw. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Princess always carried a wig that they would drop. One might say this is a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Princess wanted a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an original proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.