The Ugly Princess

The Ugly Princess owned a cup that they would often embrace. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.

The Ugly Princess often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected it was miraculous. A piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Ugly Princess craved for a rubber johnny that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Ugly Princess desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would hug. It should have been an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Ugly Princess desperately looked for a set square that they would play with. It was a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Princess always carried a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.