The Fucking Princess

The Fucking Princess wanted a toilet brush to put on his head. This seems a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a toilet brush of all things.

The Fucking Princess desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Princess needed a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Fucking Princess found a ball that they would put up their bum. It was a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Princess owned a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Fucking Princess desperately looked for a crown that they would cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.