His Dodgy Princess

His Dodgy Princess found a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Princess searched for a chocolate bar to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Princess searched for a ball that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Princess desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a weird activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Princess desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would play with. This could be considered a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Princess looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was fun. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.