His Hungry Princess

His Hungry Princess desperately needed a toilet brush to put on his head. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Hungry Princess looked for a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Hungry Princess looked for a stapler that they would share. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Hungry Princess often carried a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Hungry Princess desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Hungry Princess desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A piece of paper being the chosen item.