It's Like Breakfast

in #punchline • 6 years ago

A serious blue-collar guy like me needs three things to get moving in the morning: coffee, a rip of amphetamine, and the first road rage episode of the day.

Have a good one, everyone.

#humor #jokes #sarcasm #sports
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     6 years ago 

    road rage is like the opposite of orgasms, it's more fun if you cause it than experiencing it yourself

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     6 years ago 

    Lol, an excellent start to the day, haha

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     6 years ago 

    You got a 9.03% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @serkagan!

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       6 years ago 

      😊😊😊!! And do you know what I will need to start my day;

      1. A bag filled with a lot of Candies
      2. 2 sport magazines and
      3. A beautiful lady by my side to keep me company.

      How about that, bro.

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       6 years ago 

      It can happen!

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         6 years ago 

        At least you're wearing a collar these days. The naked painting loft idea was a little hairy.

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