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in #queen6 days ago

His Exciting Queen desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

His Exciting Queen desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Queen often carried a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Queen owned a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

His Exciting Queen had a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. It is an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be wonderful. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Queen desperately looked for a set square that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

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