A Weary Queen

A Weary Queen needed a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Weary Queen owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Weary Queen desperately craved for a rubber chicken to embrace. It would have been a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Weary Queen often carried a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be exciting. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen item.

A Weary Queen always had with them a vibrator that they liked to play with. It was an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

A Weary Queen desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.