The Exciting Queen

The Exciting Queen desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Queen owned a lava lamp to play with. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Queen owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Exciting Queen always carried a melon that they sometimes hug. It might be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Queen often carried a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Queen always carried a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.