The Fat Queen

The Fat Queen owned a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Queen owned a dildo to play with. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Fat Queen had a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen desperately desired a melon that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Queen desperately desired a block of cheese to embrace. This seems an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.