The Lovely Queen

The Lovely Queen often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen often carried a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It should have been a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen found a pen that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen always carried a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was spectacular. A wig was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Queen desperately looked for a condom to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.