A Funny Queen

A Funny Queen needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Queen owned a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Funny Queen searched for a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It was a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Queen desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is awesome. A chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

A Funny Queen desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Queen found a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.