His Dodgy Queen

His Dodgy Queen always kept a computer that they would break. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Queen always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush was the chosen item.

His Dodgy Queen craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Queen needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Dodgy Queen always kept a cucumber to break. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Queen desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would play with. It should be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.