Scary Queen

Scary Queen desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Scary Queen had a radiator that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

Scary Queen always had with them a melon that they would eat. It would have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Scary Queen always kept a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.

Scary Queen found a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Scary Queen always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.