The Eccentric Queen

The Eccentric Queen desperately needed a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Queen desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Queen desperately needed a dildo that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Queen desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Queen craved for a block of cheese that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.