The Tired Queen

The Tired Queen needed a set of lego to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was epic. A set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Queen desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Queen craved for a bottle of beer that they would often drop. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Tired Queen desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

The Tired Queen owned a computer that they would often smash. It should be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Queen often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. This might appear to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.