The Talented Queen

The Talented Queen desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Queen wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Queen searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Queen searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Talented Queen always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It is an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Queen desperately wanted a pint of cider to smash. It was an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.