His Anxious Queen

His Anxious Queen always kept a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Queen craved for a sponge that they would hug. It was an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Anxious Queen found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Queen always carried a ball that they would often worship. It was a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Queen desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Queen always carried a lava lamp that they would share. One might find this to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.