Bewildered Queen

Bewildered Queen owned a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

Bewildered Queen found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Queen desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Bewildered Queen found a porno magazine that they would hug. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Queen owned a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Queen desperately searched for a can of Tango to play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.