Their Ugly Queen

Their Ugly Queen always had with them a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Queen desperately desired a pint of cider that they would share. This could be considered a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Their Ugly Queen desperately searched for a dildo that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A dildo was the item that was selected.

Their Ugly Queen owned a wig that they would often play with. It is an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Queen always had with them a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Queen always had with them a mug that they would often annihilate One might say this is an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug of all things.