A Horny Queen

A Horny Queen always kept a mug to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

A Horny Queen had a condom that they sometimes smash. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Queen needed a condom that they would often throw. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Queen desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Horny Queen desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Queen carried a dildo to throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.