Her Cheerful Queen

Her Cheerful Queen desperately desired a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Queen desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Queen looked for a wig to worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

Her Cheerful Queen desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Queen searched for a pint of cider to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Queen always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.