Her Round Queen

Her Round Queen needed a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Her Round Queen often carried a pen that they would put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

Her Round Queen wanted a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Round Queen desperately craved for a condom that they liked to share. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Round Queen desperately searched for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was wonderful. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Round Queen found a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd action, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.