The Dodgy Queen

The Dodgy Queen desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Queen desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It would be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Queen looked for a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a CD player that they would often worship. It is an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Queen desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would annihilate One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Queen always kept a set of lego that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.