My Scary Queen

My Scary Queen needed a spade to play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

My Scary Queen desperately looked for a teapot that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Queen carried a mug to put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

My Scary Queen had a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a new idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

My Scary Queen desperately wanted a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Scary Queen desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.