His Crazy Queen

His Crazy Queen desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Crazy Queen desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Crazy Queen looked for a lava lamp to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Queen wanted a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Queen searched for a can of Tango that they would often share. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Queen looked for a pint of cider that they would often break. It would be an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.