The Determined Queen

The Determined Queen desperately searched for a condom that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Determined Queen always carried a cheese grater to share. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Determined Queen always had with them a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.

The Determined Queen searched for a lava lamp that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Determined Queen desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Determined Queen often carried a hat that they would often experiment on. It should have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.