My Ugly Queen

My Ugly Queen desperately searched for a mug to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Queen desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Queen always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

My Ugly Queen always kept a dildo that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Queen carried a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be wonderous. A bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is epic. A teapot is the item that was chosen.