The Naughty Queen

The Naughty Queen desperately craved for a spade that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a spade of all things.

The Naughty Queen had a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Queen carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Naughty Queen desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Queen wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Queen desired a block of cheese to put down their trousers. This could be considered a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.