The Nervous Queen

The Nervous Queen had a stapler that they would occasionally share. It should have been a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Queen always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Queen always had with them a lava lamp that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Queen often carried a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Queen desperately craved for a pen that they sometimes break. This could be considered a strange action, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

The Nervous Queen always carried a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It is a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A dildo was the chosen item.