The Fat Queen

The Fat Queen searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Queen often carried a ball to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Fat Queen owned a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Fat Queen wanted a pint of beer that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Fat Queen owned a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be stunning. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Queen carried a computer to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.