His Dodgy Queen

His Dodgy Queen had a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Queen had a cucumber to experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Queen searched for a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Queen always carried a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be spectacular. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Queen searched for a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

His Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.