The Dodgy Queen

The Dodgy Queen always carried a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Queen always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

The Dodgy Queen desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Dodgy Queen always had with them a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Queen needed a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Queen had a wig that they would often demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought it was simply life. A wig being the chosen thing.