His Round Queen

His Round Queen desperately looked for a mug to worship. It would be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Round Queen wanted a sponge to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Round Queen found a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Round Queen craved for a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Round Queen had a bag of poop that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

His Round Queen desired a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.