The Lovely Queen

The Lovely Queen desperately desired a condom that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Queen desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen item.

The Lovely Queen always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Lovely Queen desperately craved for a pen that they would rub on his belly. It was a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

The Lovely Queen desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.