Their Bewildered Queen

Their Bewildered Queen wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Queen had a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Queen had a piece of paper to embrace. It is a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Queen had a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Queen always kept a CD player that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Queen desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.