The Talented Queen

The Talented Queen needed a computer that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be sublime. A computer being the thing opted for.

The Talented Queen desired a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Talented Queen needed a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to select.

The Talented Queen always had with them a bat that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Queen desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A hat was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Queen often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.