The Yellow Queen

The Yellow Queen searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Yellow Queen had a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Queen owned a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Yellow Queen often carried a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Yellow Queen always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Yellow Queen desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.