My Lonely Queen

My Lonely Queen desperately looked for a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

My Lonely Queen desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

My Lonely Queen desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Queen always carried a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Queen always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Queen desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.