The Crypting Queen

The Crypting Queen needed a bag of flour to embrace. It should have been an original exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Crypting Queen often carried a crown that they liked to share. This could be considered a strange idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Crypting Queen desperately searched for a bat that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a new operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Queen desperately desired a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Crypting Queen carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Crypting Queen always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.